17 definitions by Kez 4 Prez

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 13, 2010

droning

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.

I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...

by Kez 4 Prez November 5, 2014

reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez March 16, 2011

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

flipperty

Disloyal; likely to switch sides for no reason.

Don't trust Fred, he's flipperty as fuck.

by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017

Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2010

vaginal depth

The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).

Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.

by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017