1) Have at least 5 inches of hair attached to the crouch area
2) Enjoy spreading your legs on couches for all to see
3) Have been downloaded at least once by Chirag
4) Be the ugliest son-of-a-mother-barbers-ass-sweat-comb
"Daaaammmmnnnn, that ugly bitch got a forest down there!"
"Yo guuuyyy, thats #3 yo!"