It ain't #1 and it ain't #2, it's #3...butt pee
After eating bad clam chowder, I had a horrible case of #3.
by Willy92 October 18, 2006
doing #1 plus #2, aka liquipoo, scattered showers and diarrhea
It's best to have the sink running if you know # 3 is coming.
by astro_man23 January 26, 2010
Euphemism for semen or ejaculate; cum.
Honey, get naked - I gotta go #3.
by EyesWideShut February 13, 2008
a #3 is when you pee out of your ass,you know diarrhea.
yo man my tummy aint feeling so hot i think i gotta go take a #3.
by turnstile December 15, 2006
A really messy, runny crap. Basically peeing through your butt.
That Indian food really killed my stomach. I think I have to take a #3!!
by El Padrote April 01, 2009
When one commits suicide by drowning themselves in the toilet.
Kevin was so depressed at work that he went to the restroom for a #3.
by operationorange May 07, 2013
A bathroom function which facilitates release. Not unlike going #1 or #2 in the respect that when nature calls....
Chad's been in the bathroom forever...probably doin' a #3.
by LeahMan December 17, 2007