2 definitions by KevinCake

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
by KevinCake October 06, 2012
epic suspense failure
(self explanatory)

(-good cause the letters are close together and easy to type on messengers eg. msn)

Use it in situations where its like an ice breaker. Much like epic fail followed by "lols"
"...and guess who the murderer is..."


"Its the pizza guy from the start of the story! Gosh how do you not get that?!?"

"dude. ESF"

by Kevincake June 20, 2009

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