2 definitions by Kevin Carson

felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004

dumb w. ass

The 43rd President of the United States of America.

When Dumb W. Ass resigned the governorship of Texas in December 2000, it was the first job he ever left without declaring Chapter Eleven.

by Kevin Carson March 21, 2004