2 definitions by Kevin Baconstrips

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009
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After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.
You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.

My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.
by Kevin Baconstrips October 21, 2008
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