3 definitions by Kermit soup suck

dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing

Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2 “Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”

Both someone who is hot and similar to Einstein in the sense of smarts.

Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”

A small penis that somehow has the capability to impress many women.

Woman 1 “God have you seen Sam’s penis?”
Woman 2 “Oh my it was so beautiful and cute!”
Sam “Quite the schmuck I have right lil old 2mm defeater.”