25 definitions by Ken Gman
St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.
by Ken Gman March 4, 2008
by Ken Gman March 6, 2008
Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.
Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!
by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.
Old person who cannot drive for shit.
Old person who cannot drive for shit.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.
The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.
Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.
The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.
Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.
To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.
A Phantom farter.
To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.
A Phantom farter.
by Ken Gman February 21, 2008