2 definitions by Ken Gass

Emollusionist

An emo-illusionist. A magician who distinguishes himself from his/her competitors through the use of eyeliner, ripped jeans, feathered hair and prominent tattoos.

Chris Angel is such a great Emollusionist, knowing magic just makes him more depressed.

by Ken Gass September 24, 2008

Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.

(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"

by Ken Gass April 12, 2016