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1 definition by KellyA

 
1.
A scale to measure how "scene" you are compared to others.
A "Scene" scale as done by Kelly A. and Jacki V.

Scene Points Scale.
-5 points:
Liking metal seriously
Fake Piercings
1/2 point:
Each pins/buttons
1 point:
Using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) for each word in vernacular
2 points:
Each studded belt
Dyed black hair/short
Each tight shirts/pants/track jackets
Thick rimed glasses
Each gaudy belt buckle
Each clothing bought from a thrift store
Having hair with bangs longer than the rest
Each trucker hat
Each plugs/body Piercings
Referring to bands as acronym
Each scarf
Mountain climbing key thingy
Each pair saucony/new balance/ converse shoes
Each livejournal/myspace/friendster account
Hollywood Undead
Owning Fiddle Faddle
Black eyeliner
Use of 'Kthxbai' 'Lykkeeoommgggzz' 'Oh Emm Gee' etc.
Playdough
Each Tie
Being Pale
Eating Mac And Cheese at least 3 times a week.
3 points:
Reading books over 300 pages long
Aspiring photographer
Vegetarian diet
Messenger bag
Knowledge of swearing in foreign languages
Bright Makeup
Hearts/stars next to your eye (with eyeliner)
Fake Tattoo's
'Cunt'
'Sexxcore'
'ScenexCore'
Trying to be Gangstuh.
4 Points:
Getting pictures taken in a photo booth
Wearing a bandana around your ankle/neck/wrist
Watching/Loving Disney movies
Fake Pearls/beaded necklaces
5 points
Clapping during midpaced part of a song
Working at an Indy record store/health food store
Being in a band
Attending hell fest
Writing poetry
Tea aficionado
Participating in "the mosh"
Riding a bike
Liking metal core
Straight edge
Food not bombs participation
Vegan diet
Being a camera whore
Having a binder/notebook/planner covered in Band logos/stickers
Hanging out at coffee shops
Being 'Electrikk'
Adding 'xcore' to things
Collecting Sobe/Jones Soda bottle caps.
Photoshopping pictures.
6 points:
Angling your pictures
Polka Dots
Fingers pointing to head in the shape of a gun
Having Sleepovers that include Dance party's to Spice Girls
<3 instead of I Love You
Ninjas
7 points:
Still collecting Pokemon cards
Guns that go bang bang
Pictures with squirt Guns
Having the 'I must be emo' song on your ipod/mp3 player
Being Bisexual
Actually knowing songs by Sunny Day Real Estate/The Spill Canvas/ Moss Icon
Having a Faux Hawk
8 Points:
Only showering once a week and/or self greasing hair
Having the Pokemon theme song on your ipod/mp3 player
Starting a Moshpit
9 points:
Being offended when someone calls you scene
Lover of Catcher In The Rye/The Perks Of Being a Wallflower
Memorizing the Masturbation part of Perks Of Being a Wallflower
10 points:
Moldy peaches fan
Vinyl collection
X'd up mosh gloves
Attended 20 shows or more in a year
Love for Poptarts/Ramen Noodles
Others questioning your sexuality. (Guy? Girl?)
More than One energy drink per day
11.11 points:
Wishing on 11:11
30 points:
having a myspace group for yourself.
Infinity points:
Dying while moshing.
Sex with the lead singer of a scene band
by KellyA September 10, 2006