10 definitions by KeJo66
by KeJo66 September 28, 2010
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
by KeJo66 April 9, 2010
It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.
by KeJo66 April 27, 2011
by KeJo66 September 19, 2007
a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.
by KeJo66 January 26, 2012
by KeJo66 March 12, 2009
When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.
I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.
by KeJo66 November 28, 2007