word of the day: April 26, 2012
Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.
Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
The defaulting of a picture on facebook. Especially after a group of friends commenting on the picture demand it.
Victoria: "Dude Phil. The picture of you in a bra deserves defaultation!"
Phil: "Nah...everyone will think Im weird!"
Person 1: "Default!"
Person 2: "Yes! Default!"
person 3: "YES YES! DEFAULT!"
Phil: "Well fine... i guess it does deserve defaultation!"
Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.
Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..