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Evie s-dubs is a rather strange person that loves to travel that ironically has a non existent sence of direction and she is still to discover the definition of a continent!
Much to others amusement she cannot work out which way round binoculars are meant to be used or even how to pronounce the word bi-noculars!
Evie dresses nicely most of the time but can sometimes be described as a dyke.
An evie s-dubs's blondness shines through frequently and can cause unbelievably stupid moments... An evie s-dubs is an awful snorer but a decent kisser and can often be seen aimlessly wondering around the big grove.
Omg how stupid are you! Your such an evie s-dubs!

Wake up! Your snoring like an evie s-dubs
by Kayaker January 14, 2014
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When you've been 'livi Mclennaned' you've normally said some rediculous geographical statement like 'is that fance' (and pointed to portland or 'isnt florida in spain'.
In eating context, eating like a 'livi mclennan' is where you are the first to finish and also the first to finish off anyone elses plates!
A 'livi mclennan' is usually hilarious, rediculously tickilish and pretty darn awesome!
When recieving a 'livi mclennan' letter (if it doesnt get lost geographically). It normally simply means 'sé mío?' in spanish.
When you've been 'livi Mclennaned' you've normally said some rediculous geographical statement like 'is that fance' (and pointed to portland or 'isnt florida in spain'.
by Kayaker May 5, 2015
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a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.
by Kayaker February 4, 2010
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This man is a metrosexual that i still unsure of his sexuality, he also would rather spend time cutting than bulking and regularly staves himself to achieve this!
He constantly scouts out 'good light' and loves to strip off when the time is right! He is addicted to coffee as an alternative to any food!
by Kayaker January 8, 2014
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