Katopolis's definitions

Chrono Cross

One awesome video game; it is part of the Chrono series, which also includes Chrono Trigger and Radical Dreamers. It has been discontinued by Square-Enix because they're stupid fucktards when it comes to running a business (which basically explains why they're bankrupt) and are too obsessed with the Final Fantasy series to make any other games. -_-.

"Chrono Cross" kicks ass hardcore.

by Katopolis December 22, 2004

headcheese

Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.

Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...

by Katopolis February 20, 2005

Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).

Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.

by Katopolis February 14, 2005

Katopolis

Sorry you all feel that way, but I like my name and defs, and there isn't anything you can do about it.

Whiny crying little children.

by Katopolis April 1, 2005

Lynx

Is the main enemy in the video game Chrono Cross. Originally from the year 2300AD, he gets thrown back in time to the year 1020AD without choice. Later, he becomes dedicating to destroy the protagonist (who's very boring), Serge. He is a demi-human, which is half-human, half-animal. His animal half is quite apparent. Puts the majority of the other characters to shame when it comes to how awesome he is.

Lynx is the best character in Chrono Cross, and can kick Sephiroth's pussy ass.

by Katopolis December 22, 2004

Round Table Pizza

The best restaurant to get pizza...ever.

Round Table makes the best black olive and green pepper pizza, yum. :p

by Katopolis February 3, 2005

Wooz

A human maze that was built in Vacaville, CA in 1988. It always struggled to stay open, due to the fact that it was outside and Vacaville is so hot in the summer, which was when kids could go. It has been closed and was burned down a few years ago. A car dealership was built on the property soon after.

I went to the Wooz a few years ago...that place was cool. Too bad it's not there anymore. :(

by Katopolis January 28, 2005