8 definitions by Karen&KyleKoss
A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
by Karen&KyleKoss September 15, 2020
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020
Much to Kyle’s disappointment, Heather’s modesty interfered with her willingness to send fudes despite his insatiable appetite for peaches.
by Karen&KyleKoss December 4, 2021
An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.
Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as “Happy Valentine’s Gay”, at the risk of being culturally canceled.
by Karen&KyleKoss February 13, 2021
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
by Karen&KyleKoss June 16, 2022
It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.
by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020