1 definition by KanoMac

Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009