Top Definition
the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.
I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.
by KanoMac October 22, 2009
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