32 definitions by Kaneisabottler

CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 22, 2021

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2022

fuck

very bad word dont say it or you will get in trouble

im about to say fuck. fuck. no i got intro trouble now

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

Varane

Michael Hunter Hutter's (aka Ethan Carter III) long lost brother. He plays professional football but can hardly be considered as professional himself based on how bad he is at defending.

Maybe Varane would have a more successful career doing wrestling rather than football.

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 16, 2021

LeChina

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🤴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022