3 definitions by Kancolle Marine Sexpert
A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018
When search engine results show moe anthropomorphism of something instead of the historical thing they're based off of e.g. showing Serval from Kemono friends instead of the wild cat. Named after Kantai Collection a game about ww2 warships that are depicted as "mecha musume" anime girls.
I was trying to write a report on Nero Claudius but all the google results just came back with some anime bimbo from a game called fate. God damn Kancolle Effect!
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert November 14, 2017
Nukecel is a portmentau of Nuke and Incel used to deride advocates of Nuclear Fission who mindlessly bleat out nonsense about renewable energy.
"Environmentalists killed off Nuclear Power because they're stupid."
"Actually Nukecel, Environmentalists were pushing for Nuclear Power as an alternative to Fossil Fuels since its inception, No nation actually wanted it because it was never profitable and now renewables are cheaper than all other power sources."
"The Germans made a huge mistake by shutting down their Nuclear Power Plants because of Fukushima. Now they're burning more coal."
"That's a common Nukecel cliche, Extending the life of German Nuclear Power Plants would have taken money away from far cheaper and quickly scalable renewables. In fact in 2022 Germany decreased coal consumption and replaced it with renewables."
"Actually Nukecel, Environmentalists were pushing for Nuclear Power as an alternative to Fossil Fuels since its inception, No nation actually wanted it because it was never profitable and now renewables are cheaper than all other power sources."
"The Germans made a huge mistake by shutting down their Nuclear Power Plants because of Fukushima. Now they're burning more coal."
"That's a common Nukecel cliche, Extending the life of German Nuclear Power Plants would have taken money away from far cheaper and quickly scalable renewables. In fact in 2022 Germany decreased coal consumption and replaced it with renewables."
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert July 25, 2023