A viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.
There is no known cure at this time.
"Wow, you're really acting like a douchebag today."
"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."
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