KaiserMonkey's definitions

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

dekar

The most awesome character in the most awesome video game in the world (wordLufia 2/word, of course). Although he's not too smart, he is really powerful and can demolish enemies with his wordBlastMaster/word!

"Take my BlastMaster."
"I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take care of the ones who want to go first."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

mianus

A town near Cincinnati, Ohio that is made fun of a lot due to having a name that sounds like it's referring to your ass.

"There's a sewage dump in Mianus."
"Bob, that's sick. Take that out of Mianus this instant!"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.

"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003