A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.
"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003
"The ladies will be all up ons."
by KaiserMonkey August 22, 2003
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003
(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.
(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
by KaiserMonkey August 22, 2003
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
by KaiserMonkey September 08, 2003