KaiserMonkey's definitions

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

eve 6

One of the best fucking bands ever. Best known for their remake of "Here's to the Night" and their hits "Inside Out" and "Think Twice".

"I'm going to go listen to Eve 6."

by KaiserMonkey August 24, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

teen girl squad

A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.

(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.

"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003