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big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.
"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"
by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003
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lufia 2

The most awesome video game in the universe. An RPG for the Super Nintendo, released by Natsume, based on the adventures of a guy named Maxim who has to travel and save the world from the Sinistrals, evil beings who want to destroy it.
"w00t! Lufia 2 commits serious word0wnage
by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003
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that darn cat

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.
(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
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Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
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conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!
"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"
by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003
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teen girl squad

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
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the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.
(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."
by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003
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