KaiserMonkey's definitions

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

eve 6

One of the best fucking bands ever. Best known for their remake of "Here's to the Night" and their hits "Inside Out" and "Think Twice".

"I'm going to go listen to Eve 6."

by KaiserMonkey August 24, 2003

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.

(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

by KaiserMonkey September 7, 2003