83 definitions by KImCobain
A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Refers to any and all of the foolish stick on tatoos, including metallics, available at drugstores, Kmart and bad mall tween junk shops
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.
When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017