KEN's definitions

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005

Tricklude

1. Having an insatiable thirst for tech knowledge
2. Being able to learn anything.

Vinnie, being a born Tricklude, learned Ubuntu in 1/2 an hour and built his own server with only a piece of chalk, cereal, and some glue!

by ken March 30, 2006

funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

by ken May 7, 2003

the quinn

a highly skilled young gentleman.also a sexy love god.and is the hardist crew member.

oh may god the quinns comin that sexy man beast

by ken November 27, 2004

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

eyesore

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

by Ken November 29, 2002

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003