KB1869's definitions

Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

by KB1869 November 18, 2009

Gauntlet

The act of having vaginal or anal intercourse with every inmate of the Louisiana State Penitentiary within a single 24 hour period.

Friend 1: Dude, I had sex with Susan last night and her vagina was the size of a coffee can!
Friend 2: Ya, you didn't hear about her?
Friend 1: What haven't I heard?
Friend 2: Susan ran the gauntlet a few years ago...
Friend 1: Oh, that explains everything.

by KB1869 June 21, 2010