95 definitions by KARL

neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)

Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!

by KARL May 28, 2003

hardflip

a trick in skateboarding. theoretically its a kickflip and a frontside shove-it simultaneously, but they always end up flipping vertically rather than horizontal because your front foot gets in the way of the FS shove-it.

du check that 9 stair hardflip!

by KARL December 30, 2005

mute

skateboard terminology - a grab trick where your front hand goes around your front knee and grabs on the toe-rail of the board, in between your feet. pretty cool. invented by a guy whos name escapes me, but i do know that he was infact, mute.

the 900 by tony hawk is a mute bs 900.

by KARL July 11, 2004

YOLT

A Computer genious.

Nobody could do that on a computer except Yolt.

by KARL August 15, 2003

exfiltrate

the opposite of infiltrate; to exit

The prisoner had to exfiltrate the prison; After death, than man's mind exfiltrated his brain.

by KARL April 12, 2003

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by KARL March 15, 2004

Vanilla0259

Karl's woman. A very sexy long haired lady who drives all men wild.

Look at that vanilla0259 making that man get sexually frustrated.

by KARL May 21, 2004