6 definitions by K-Dawgg
The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha
"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."
by K-Dawgg June 29, 2015
When you and your girlfriend cosplay as astronauts; she proceeds to paint your penis like a rocket ship before you bone her down.
Peter: "One small step for man; one big step for 'Astro Man'!"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"
by K-Dawgg June 18, 2014
Tony: "My girl never shaves her vagina; I refuse 'Beavering'!"
Carl: "That's so disgusting dude! You know what I did that hooker I picked up last week? I donkey punched her because she needs to shave that twat"
Carl: "That's so disgusting dude! You know what I did that hooker I picked up last week? I donkey punched her because she needs to shave that twat"
by K-Dawgg June 18, 2014
"Yo, did you hear that chick down the street that gives purple dinosaurs for free?"
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."
by K-Dawgg June 18, 2014
When you are getting down and dirty with your boo and when you're about to ejaculate; you call your parents just to say, "hello".
Ryan: "Hey, Adam! There's this chick that I met in Alabama over Spring Break last month that always tried to do the Home-Sweet-Home shit!"
Adam: "What the fuck is wrong with that bitch?"
Adam: "What the fuck is wrong with that bitch?"
by K-Dawgg June 18, 2014