Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages
as well as internet forums.
P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?
B_Cos: Yea jellol
Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).
"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"
A dude brood, or dude brooding, is defined as when a man (dude) thinks moodily/anxiously or sulks.
"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."
"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."
"What a puss."
Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
"That movie The Blue Lagoon was a total fauxmance flick."
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."
Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz
"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."
The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.
Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.
Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.