Justin Herbert's definitions

Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Dewskie

Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).

"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Fauxmance

Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.

"That movie The Blue Lagoon was a total fauxmance flick."

by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009

jellol

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.

P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Xbox360

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.

Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.

Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.

"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.

by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009

Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Khitten

Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.

Analogous to mystery meat.

"So, did you go to Super Wok last night?"

"Yup. The fried khitten was delicious."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009