Justin Herbert's definitions

jellol

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.

P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

white falcon

A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.

"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."

"Damn, yo."

by Justin Herbert January 9, 2009

Nutpercut

An uppercut-style punch to the groin or genital area.

"Danny came off hard so I gave him a nutpercut that shut him the hell up."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Sexterity

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.

"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Mountain Don't

Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.

Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.

Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Dude Brood

A dude brood, or dude brooding, is defined as when a man (dude) thinks moodily/anxiously or sulks.

"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."

"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."

"What a puss."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Fauxmance

Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.

"That movie The Blue Lagoon was a total fauxmance flick."

by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009