21 definitions by Justclowntingz

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.
“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.
Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.
Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.
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A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.
Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.
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When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
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When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
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A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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