2 definitions by Justagronk

Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

Reckon

When ya think ya know but ya don’t, that’s the thing.

“I reckon that maths is shit.”
“I reckon that it’s not.”

by Justagronk March 29, 2019