3 definitions by JustKiddingItsMeHillary

When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 16, 2019
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The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 20, 2019
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The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 20, 2019
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