13 definitions by Just your average Goober

The boys

A group of people of at least 3 (usually male) who are close friends with one another.

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “Just going out with the boys.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

UrbanDictionary

A website built upon the input of it’s community, used to give definitions to otherwise rejected words by the Oxford Dictionary. Such words are rejected because they are commonly considered slang and thus aren’t technically real words.

TL;DR: The better dictionary.

I looked up “UrbanDictionary” on the Urban Dictionary, DEFINITION-CEPTION.

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

Wdym

Acronym for “What do you mean?” Used when the topic or point of a conversation isn’t understood.

“Man, he just got WHOOPED!”
“Wdym whooped?”

by Just your average Goober July 28, 2023

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

Jock

A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.

“Stay away from the jocks, they can be a bit rough.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

Mid

Subpar, in the middle, 5 out of 10. Used to describe something that is not that good, but not bad either. However, some think that the word “mid” means “below average” or “bad”. Please try to inform these people of the actual meaning.

Person 1: “Hey, did you watch that new show?”

Person 2: “Yeah, it was kinda mid, ngl.”

by Just your average Goober August 22, 2023

N Word Pass

A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.

Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023