14 definitions by Jupiter82

Missile

Donald Trump's best friend.

Trump: I love my new missile!

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Luke

A boy who never does his top button up.

"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Mbappe

A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.

Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars

Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019