10 definitions by Junkyard Squirrel

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One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 27, 2010
Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.
Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 06, 2010
1. A donkey or mule
2. Stupid person
3. Slang for butt
1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around.
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.

2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.

3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
A dictionary that's better than Webster's.
Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
Acting like a bitch, thinking you're cool. Is a mix between being punk and an ass.
You: Look at that guy. He can do flips.
Me: I wish i could do that. I can do many things, but not this.
I remember that we found 100 dollars one summer.
You: Next to being a Punk ass, that's the only thing I've ever done.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010

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