49 definitions by Junior

The act of putting different fingers over your anus while farting.
Little Johnny can play flight of the bumble bee on his butt flute!!
by Junior June 20, 2006
When a person gets, completely and totally shut down in any way possible. The person is left with no responce and they stand there looking stupid.
Manny got biiiiizzzznatched.
by Junior May 07, 2003
The hatian word for pussy
Junior: I went to her house last night
Seth: Did you get some bobut?
Junior: Yeah man I beat that bobut up
by Junior January 30, 2005
hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.
Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.
by Junior January 07, 2004
A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 05, 2004
WARNING: pleaze never talk to the beast. shes a fawkin back stabber wit nasty beast coochie.

this is the beast sn: nettssecretsn

PLEASE I REPEAT TO STAAY AWAY FROM DA BEAST!!!!

hahaha.....shes wit da NASTY greasy hair guy.

chek out the simran
hi im zanett i want u badly!!! haha...farts...oops...hahaha
by junior March 09, 2004
the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.
"Oh yah Danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul"
by JUNIOR July 24, 2012

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