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In the original Battlestar Galactica series, the fumarello is a fairly large cigar. Typically seen near or in Starbuck's mouth, much to the dismay of the Cylons, their chest armor and Starbuck's girlfriend Cassieopia.
In the original 1978 episode "The Man with Nine Lives" Starbuck enjoys smoking a good fumarello, which is really just a cigar.

In the 2003 re-imagined Battlestar Galactica series, fumarellos are not referred to with special names, but they are noted that they are made of a plant product called fumarella leaf.
by Juke Boxx Hero September 03, 2009
(film) - released June 2012 - a science fiction/horror film by Sir Ridley Scott, and written by Jon Spaihts & Damon Lindelof. It stars Noomi Rapace (The Girl with Dragon Tattoo), Michael Fassbender (Magneto from X-Men First Class), Guy Pearce, Idris Elba (Thor film), Logan Marshall-Green and Charlize Theron (uber hottie actress). Set in the late 21st century, the story centers on the crew of the spaceship Prometheus as they follow a star map discovered among the remnants of several ancient Earth civilizations. Led to a distant world and an advanced civilization, the crew seeks the origins of humanity, but instead discovers a threat that could cause the extinction of the human race.

The film is related to Ridley Scott's "Alien" movies, and is set in the same fictional universe, however, there are many changes and differences.

The name of the film, Prometheus, is also the name of the Earthling's space-ship, sponsored by the Weyland Corporation (precursor to the Weyland-Yutani Corp of the Alien films).
"Prometheus, are you seeing this?" says Elizabeth Shaw (played by Noomi Rapace) as she radios the Prometheus spaceship to ensure they are witnessing what she is seeing through her spacesuit, which is an absolutely huge bust of a humanoid head, which looks strangely human, and is surrounded by many containers filled with some deadly outer-space crap that the crew should have left the hell alone!
by Juke Boxx Hero June 01, 2012
(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
by Juke Boxx Hero November 02, 2011
Yukon Dew is a mixed-drink, created by mixing equal parts Yukon Jack whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Yukon Jack is a honey-based Canadian whiskey advertised as the "Black sheep of Canadian Liquors". In the USA, it is sold as 100 proof; in Canada its 80 proof. Yukon Jack is produced by Diageo Inc. Yukon Jack is made in Valleyfield, Quebec. Bottles available for sale in the US are imported and then bottled in Hartford, Connecticut. Its taste is sweeter than comparable american whiskeys, drawing from the honey it is brewed with, but then has a rougher bite than something like Jack Daniels.

Mountain Dew is a highly-caffeinated citrus-flavored carbonated soft drink brand produced and owned by PepsiCo. The Mountain Dew brand and production rights were acquired by the Pepsi-Cola company in 1964, at which point its distribution expanded widely across the United States.

When mixing equal parts Yukon Jack and Mountain Dew, one creates a mixed drink that is smooth, sweet with a citrusy flavor, yet gives a gentle buzz due to the combination of alcohol and caffeine. It has the magic property of helping separate women from their clothing.
Stud: "Man, we need to get some Yukon Jack and Mountain Dew."

Dude: "Why bro?"

Stud: "Because we mix it and make Yukon Dew. Its liquid panty remover! It'll help us get laid by midnight!"
by Juke Boxx Hero November 10, 2011
Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011
Liquid bra remover (noun) - any form of alcoholic beverage which will assist a man in separating a woman from her clothing, for the purpose of having sexual intercourse.

Alternate definition: a form of cologne or perfure which has the similar desired effect of assisting a man to separate a woman from her clothing, for the purpose of having sexual intercourse.
Ryan: "Dude, I scored with Beth last night. That rum you gave me was like liquid bra remover! After just 2 shots, she was undressed and ready to fuck me!"
by Juke Boxx Hero November 12, 2011
To "deshit" is to remove shit, garbage, trash, crap, or other excess baggage in the place you live, or in your life in general. To get rid of shit that you don't fucking need is to deshit. To elminate stuff that you damn well know that you don't need or use.

Alternate use, is to refer to emotional or psychological baggage. To remove or attempt to remove mental weights or mind-traps that are clogging up your brain with unnecessary shit.
I'm going to deshit my apartment. I'm giving away a bunch of clothes and furniture that I don't use or need. I am getting rid of shit -- I am deshitting!

My girlfriend is to damn needy; she's got a ton of emotional baggage. She needs to deshit her hangups, or I will fucking dump her ass.
by Juke Boxx Hero October 22, 2011

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