Juice's definitions

pimpslap

what you do to someone who is being dumb

Shut the hell up before I pimpslap you

by Juice April 26, 2003

HFQ

Short for Homo Fag Queer

....hey guys lets goto the disco
"omg..HFQ!!!!"

by Juice January 4, 2005

fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.

by Juice June 8, 2011

beefcake

a term used to describe "getting some"
syn. pussy

Aww yeah dawg i got me some beefcake!

by JUice March 18, 2003

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

plop

to take a shit on the sidewalk

can't wait ..... gotta plop in traffic

by juice November 3, 2002

breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears

I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.

by juice December 12, 2004