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VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.
VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.

1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.

2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"
by Juice February 28, 2005
mugGet the VDSmug.

cool beans

good, cool , the desired outcome
you got the tickets? COOL BEANS!
by juice November 3, 2002
mugGet the cool beansmug.

ass hattery

by Juice November 9, 2004
mugGet the ass hatterymug.

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth
"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine
by JUice March 19, 2003
mugGet the field goalmug.

Hooph

Hooph is a person that is really ugly
Dalton has a Hooph Girlfriend
by Juice October 27, 2004
mugGet the Hoophmug.

cambonics

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.
Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.
by Juice January 27, 2005
mugGet the cambonicsmug.

lackabeans

man that dude is a pussy. he gotta lackabeans
by juice November 3, 2002
mugGet the lackabeansmug.

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