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VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.
VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.

1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.

2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"
by Juice February 28, 2005
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box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.
That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.
by Juice March 8, 2005
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ass hattery

by Juice November 9, 2004
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field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth
"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine
by JUice March 19, 2003
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wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!
Wonkette is awesome!
by Juice September 24, 2004
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fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick
"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"
by JUice March 20, 2003
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put a b on that eat

don't eat it, beat
if u put a "b" on that eat, it'll be beat.

also works for "m": to meat it
and "s":get a seat off in that(when u dont wanna hit, u jus wanna relax in it)
U betta put a "b" on that eat
by Juice June 27, 2003
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