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wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!
Wonkette is awesome!
by Juice September 24, 2004
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bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
by Juice March 9, 2005
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save

To give a girl wut she wants when she dont even want u
Don't save that hoe.
by Juice June 27, 2003
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ass hattery

by Juice November 9, 2004
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field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth
"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine
by JUice March 19, 2003
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fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick
"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"
by JUice March 20, 2003
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grundle

stinky stip of skin between balls and asshole
by juice November 12, 2003
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