Juicalicious's definitions
A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.
by juicalicious April 29, 2011
Get the Awkwardmug. A comedian who loves jell-o pudding. His distinctive way of talking is caused by an excess of jell-o pudding in his mouth at all times. He also wears a very sexy sweater, and makes everyone call him Mr.Cosby to boost his ego because his jokes are painfully bad.
"Why is that man talking that way?" "It's Bill Cosby, he always has his jowls full of jell-o pudding."
"Where did he get that sweater. It's so 1982!" "From Bill Cosby's yard sale."
"Where did he get that sweater. It's so 1982!" "From Bill Cosby's yard sale."
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
Get the Bill Cosbymug. A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.
by juicalicious April 7, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheenmug. Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.
by Juicalicious April 26, 2010
Get the Mel Gibsonmug. Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".
The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.
And the rest of America.
And the rest of America.
by Juicalicious January 22, 2011
Get the Hipstermug. The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.
by juicalicious April 28, 2011
Get the Shit Chillsmug. A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.
by Juicalicious April 23, 2010
Get the Nutcrackermug.