Juicalicious's definitions

Larry King

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Charlie Sheen

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.

by juicalicious April 7, 2011

Hipster

Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".

The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.

And the rest of America.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Pijak

Polish word for drunk pronounced pee-yak. They like to stand in front of grocery stores and harass you for spare change. Pijaks usually have red faces, and almost always are wearing a black ski cap that stands on top of their heads.

"That guy has a very stylish ski cap." "He's a pijak, they always wear one."

by Juicalicious April 24, 2010

Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

by juicalicious April 28, 2011

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010