Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.

A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.

Shitty genre of music. It is said to be derived from hardcore punk and heavy metal, but really sounds like Panic! at the Disco with heavier guitar riffs. The vocalists are usually washed up emos.

A comedian who loves jell-o pudding. His distinctive way of talking is caused by an excess of jell-o pudding in his mouth at all times. He also wears a very sexy sweater, and makes everyone call him Mr.Cosby to boost his ego because his jokes are painfully bad.

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.