11 definitions by Juan Valdez

Yippeekayay

This is the most badass word around.
Only true bitchin homeboys who are knocking off the euro trash terrorists may use this word.

"Yippeekayay, mother fucker"

by Juan Valdez September 17, 2003

chicken fucker

A creepy navy rotc guy named Edgar who is desperate for any kind of female.

That creepy guy Edgar is a chicken fucker!

by Juan Valdez September 13, 2003

filapenis

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

surreal

a word so-many people who want to sound smart through around like a rag-doll

surreal actually means having an oddly dreamlike quality but tell that to every carriebien travel commercial EVER

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004

assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 20, 2002

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 15, 2003

urban thesaurus

Cheap imposter of urbandictionary.com COME ON be original

"The urban thesaurus blows goats!"

by Juan Valdez September 26, 2003