35 definitions by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Not So Good Vibrations

When a vibrator explodes inside a woman’s vagina

Mom: Honey, what was that noise?!
Daughter: Oh, nothing, just some Not So Good Vibrations

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing

I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Fucker Lucker

A person who fucks without a condom and doesn’t get an std

I am a Fucker Lucker because I don’t get stds when I fuck without a condom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Spudtastic

When potato products like French fries and mashed potatoes taste exceptionally well.

Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

drip pan

Used to collect sperm that is exerted out of the urethra, so it doesn’t fall on the floor

Mom where did you put my drip pan? I need to jerk off

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018