Definitions by Jpr1mo

professional amateur

Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.

That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.

professional amateur by Jpr1mo June 16, 2007

limp needles

when you're driving and you come to a stop, your speedometer and rpm needles go limp or down.

My car got limp needles yesterday when i hit that stop sign.

limp needles by Jpr1mo April 13, 2007