2 definitions by Jovat
Military acronym for "Just Enough Experience to Post".
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
How do we explain to the LT that the Jeep managed to set the truck on fire with a fucking burrito wrapper? (actual event)
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
by Jovat August 15, 2017
- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
by Jovat August 29, 2023