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When the skin at a womans arm pit folds to resemble a pussy. Arm pussy, often abreviated to "AP" is the ultimate form of voyuerism. Firstly, women don't hide this part of their body in public, but more importantly AP is a very close representation to a womans actual vagina in terms of lip tightness, and hairyness. AP is a public preview of private nudity.
by Joshua James October 9, 2006
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Get the O'neils mug.The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.
Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper
by Joshua James October 9, 2006
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Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 9, 2006
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by Joshua James October 11, 2006
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Typical usage by a teenager:
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Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
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Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
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It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
Honey, there must be some mistake - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat - or maybe that fuckin Tokyo Surprise.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
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