shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by joshee May 20, 2007

brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.

austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.

by joshee May 23, 2008