3 definitions by Josh Whittaker

A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else
Dude, quit being a Dimmer Dan and let that brother alone!
by Josh Whittaker November 6, 2007
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to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets
(to steal hot pockets) in a stealthy manner

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)

Yo tell Songpo over there to quit being a songpo before I songpo his face
Yo, Songpo! Quit songpoing from me!
Bobby went around very songpoingly songpoing.

Oh No! My computer just got songpoed!

by Josh Whittaker February 12, 2008
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to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)
Yo! Tell Song-Po over there to quit songpoing from me!

Dude, I was up late on my computer and I got songpoed!

Bobby is guilty of songpo and therefore is a songpo.
by Josh Whittaker February 10, 2008
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