4 definitions by Joseph Whales
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 17, 2022
I am in Joeientology, it is not a cult but a religious practice.
Joeientology has a leader named Joe, everyone worships him and his flat earth beliefs
Participants are encouraged to sacrifice their keys to Joe in the name Joeientology.
Joeientology encourages naps and tunnel digging at school residences.
Joeientology funds will contribute to Joe the whale's education for his Joenatomy degree and his masters in Joenatomy.
Joeientology discourages stealing from chemistry labs as it is against the law.
Joeientology has a leader named Joe, everyone worships him and his flat earth beliefs
Participants are encouraged to sacrifice their keys to Joe in the name Joeientology.
Joeientology encourages naps and tunnel digging at school residences.
Joeientology funds will contribute to Joe the whale's education for his Joenatomy degree and his masters in Joenatomy.
Joeientology discourages stealing from chemistry labs as it is against the law.
by Joseph Whales November 18, 2022
by Joseph Whales November 7, 2022
Joenatomy is a long sought after field full of wonders and interesting topics regarding anatomy.
Joenatomy has many cool gadgets used in the field such as the use of beakers and in depth studies on depression.
Joe is trying to graduate with a Joenatomy degree.
Joenatomy analyses small brains, long tongues and abnormally long mouths.
Joenatomy has many cool gadgets used in the field such as the use of beakers and in depth studies on depression.
Joe is trying to graduate with a Joenatomy degree.
Joenatomy analyses small brains, long tongues and abnormally long mouths.
by Joseph Whales November 17, 2022