When your dick
is so hard you can't even grab any skin with a pair of pliers,like after the 5th week of boot camp.
On Johnny and Zelda's wedding night he had a Blue Vein Throbber that wouldn't quit.
Hey,whats's wrong with Ned? He is screaming like his Kiwi's got caught in the car door!
I know I'm getting old when I sit down to heave a havana and my Kiwi's hit the water!
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