Jordan VB's definitions

leanover

A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.

I didn't really drink that much last night, but I think I've got a leanover. Wtf!

by Jordan VB September 17, 2007

HINT

Opposite of FOMO. Abbreviation for Happy I'm Not There.

Oh you're with our friends at that bar I hate? Yeah...HINT.

by Jordan VB September 27, 2013

Mood Raping

Mood Raping (verb). To destroy the feeling of a conversation amongst two or more people, preferably in a staff meeting environment.

Karen's joke in the meeting was so unfunny, it was a mood raping.
When Karen decided to proclaim "I have herpes!" after the firm's partner excitedly announced she was pregnant, it was a mood raping.

by Jordan VB October 2, 2007

Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event

Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!

by Jordan VB January 10, 2008

Textion

A question asked through a text message.

Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!

by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

Neighways

People that are neighbors through the subway.

You live on 86th? That's only 3 stops away from me! We're totally neighways!

by Jordan VB June 16, 2008