Definitions by Jonny Random
spirituality
Umbrella term for non-specific belief system held by people who like to re-interpret their intellectual undernourishment as meaning they are instead party to some special secret or higher knowledge, moral outlook, belief system or behaviour than other people en masse. Often found positioned very close in the psyche of such holders close to other faintly grasped terms like "enlightenment", "awareness", "ignorance", "confusion", "awakened" and "delusion" what makes such people so maddening is their collective conviction that they posses all these attributes in abundance, whilst in practice displaying considerably less of each than the self-same people they claim these qualities make them superior than.
spirituality by Jonny Random July 1, 2011
Rachel-logic
Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.
Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".
Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".
Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
Rachel-logic by Jonny Random May 14, 2011
in a gadda da vidda
Iron Butterfly produced Jim Morrison / Doors impersonation. Symbolised by one minute of atrocious lyrics followed by seventeen minutes of keyboard solo, drum solo and around twenty guitar solos. Superb!
That in a gadda da vidda song, it's ok but it could have done with a few more solos in it.
Hey I just heard this messed up in a gadda da vidda tune with a meaningless name, you haven't truly lived until you've heard it all the way through.
Even it had been "In the garden of eden" it still wouldn't have made sense.
Hey I just heard this messed up in a gadda da vidda tune with a meaningless name, you haven't truly lived until you've heard it all the way through.
Even it had been "In the garden of eden" it still wouldn't have made sense.
in a gadda da vidda by Jonny Random March 30, 2008
in a gadda da vidda
Iron Butterfly produced Jim Morrison / Doors impersonation. Symbolised by one minute of appalling lyrics followed by seventeen minutes of solos. Keyboard solo, drum solo and around twenty guitar solos. Superb!
That in a gadda da vidda song, it's ok but it could have done with a few more solos in it.
Hey I just heard this messed up in a gadda da vidda tune with a meaningless name, you haven't truly lived until you've heard it all the way through.
Even it had been "In the garden of eden" it still wouldn't have made sense.
Hey I just heard this messed up in a gadda da vidda tune with a meaningless name, you haven't truly lived until you've heard it all the way through.
Even it had been "In the garden of eden" it still wouldn't have made sense.
in a gadda da vidda by Jonny Random March 30, 2008
automagically
Correction of my own entry below:
Pointless and pretentious word used to add no meaning at all to normal english sentences pertaining to the kind of automated proceedure computers were designed to do right from the very beginning of their invention. Almost every sentence in which this word appears can be improved upon by removing it.
Pointless and pretentious word used to add no meaning at all to normal english sentences pertaining to the kind of automated proceedure computers were designed to do right from the very beginning of their invention. Almost every sentence in which this word appears can be improved upon by removing it.
"Sign in check-box automagically for 2 weeks", from bebo's sign in page.
"Palette Generator: Automagically create a harmonious color palette from a photograph", from Big Huge Labs page.
"Palette Generator: Automagically create a harmonious color palette from a photograph", from Big Huge Labs page.
automagically by Jonny Random February 13, 2008
nerd
Anybody who believes that learning to understand and relate correctly to their environment has more meaning than getting drunk and laid and watching reality TV.
If you're persecuted by people dumber than you are, or you struggle to relate to people because you can't get into the usual routine of sex, bitching and the latest buzz, you are a nerd. Own it. The latest music will be old news by the end of next month. Science is here to stay! Don't resent yourself for being smarter than other people, for being Martin out of the Simpsons. He's the only one who actually knows how to enjoy himself without regretting it later.
nerd by Jonny Random December 3, 2007